I am happy with my convertible.

Here is my car. It looks nothing like a mini-van. It is much smaller and has room for only two adults and one dog which is perfect because our household contains only two adults and one dog. The fact that it is sky blue is completely logical because its roof is optional only. There is a 15 spf sunscreen in the glove box. In this photo, my impractical car is parked in Garden of the Gods park in Colorado. Since I got it in June '96, it has seen 23 states and over 30,000 miles. It's going to see a lot more before it is traded in for the Jeep of my dreams.

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..."it's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet"...

-Sting

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I am not Martha Stewart!

Martha Stewart desperately needs to get a real life. Get this woman a job already. Who has time to catch a ten pound fish, stuff it with wild rice, tie it with twine so it won't fall apart in the oven, and serve it to their family on a Tuesday night? Only Martha Stewart. She is simply not human. Underachievers of the world...unite and fight against the antichrist that is Martha Stewart!