Elmer
Gantry , 1927
(pagination from the Signet Classic edition)
"He was born to be a senator. He never said anything
important, and he always said it sonorously." I-1, p. 9.
"He had, in fact, got everything from the church
and Sunday School, except, perhaps, any longing whatever for
decency and kindness and reason." II-1, p. 34.
"Though Frank Shallard might have come to admire
pictures, great music, civilized furniture, he had been trained
to regard them as worldly, and to content himself with art which
'presented a message,' to regard 'Les Miserables' as superior
because the bishop was a kind man, and 'The Scarlet Letter'
as a poor book because the heroine was sinful and the author
didn't mind." VI-1, p. 86.
"Frank ... made Solomon's temple not merely a
depressing object composed of a substance called 'cubits' but
an actual shrine in which dwelt an active and terrifying god."
VII-2, p. 101.
"[The teachers were] reading fifteenth-hand opinions,
taking pleasant naps, and drooling out to yawning students the
anemic and worldly bookishness which they called learning."
VIII-1, p. 118.
"His reasoning had been introverted, turned from
an examination of menas mammals and devoted to a sorrow that
sinful and aching souls should not more readily seek the security
of a mystic process known as Conviction, Repentance, and Salvation,
which he was assured by the noblest and most literate men he
had ever known, was guaranteed to cure all woe. His own experience
did not absolutely confirm this." VIII-2, p. 120.
"'Even if some details of dogma aren't true -
or even all of 'em think what a consolation religion
and the church are to weak humanity! Are they? I wonder! Don't
cheerful agnostics, who know they are going to die dead, worry
much less than good Baptists, who worry lest their sons and
cousins and sweethearts fail to get into the Baptist heaven
or what is even worse, who wonder if they may not have
guessed wrong if God may not be a Catholic, maybe, or
a Mormon or Seventh-day Adventist instead of a Baptist, and
then they'll go to hell themselves. Consolation? No!'" VIII-2,
p. 123.
"It was not her eloquence but her healing of the
sick which raised Sharon to such eminence that she promised
to become the most renowned evangelist in America. People were
tired of eloquence; and the whole evangelist business was limited,
since even the most ardent were not likely to be saved more
than three of four times. But they could be healed constantly,
and of the same disease." XV-1, p. 208.
"To one who had never made more than five thousand
a year himself, it was inspiring to explain before dozens of
popeyed and admiring morons how they could make ten thousand
fifty thousand a million a year, and all this
by the Wonder Power of Suggestion, by Aggressive Personality,
by the Divine Rhythm, in fact by merely releasing the Inner
Self-shine. ... In some ways he preferred New Thought to standard
Protestantism. It was safer to play with. He had never been
sure but that there might be something to the doctrines he had
preached as an evangelist. Perhaps God really had dictated every
word of the Bible. Perhaps there really was a hell of burning
sulphur. Perhaps the Holy Ghost really was hovering around watching
him and reporting. But he knew with serenity that all of his
New Thoughts, his theosophical utterances, were pure and uncontaminated
bunk. No one could deny his theories because none of his theories
meant anything... How agreeable on bright winter afternoons
in the gilt and velvet elegance of the lecture hall, to look
at smart women and moan, 'And, oh my beloved, can you not see,
do you no perceive, have not your earth-bound eyes ingathered,
the supremacy of raja's quality which each of us, by that inner
contemplation which is the all however cloaked by the seeming,
can consummate and build loftily to higher aspiring spheres?'"
XVI-2, p. 224.
"Elmer had enough money to take him to Eureka.
All the way there he warmed up the affection with which a borrower
recalls an old acquaintance who is generous and a bit soft."
XVI-3, p. 228.
"What had he learned? ... The theory that India
and Africa have woes because they are not Christianized, but
that Christianized Bangor and Des Moines have woes because the
devil, a being obviously more potent than omnipotent God, sneaks
around counteracting the work of Baptist preachers. ... And
he had learned that poverty is blessed, but that bankers make
the best deacons." XVII-1, p. 230.
"The Maker of the universe with stars a hundred
thousand light-years apart was interested, furious, and very
personal about it if a small boy played baseball on Sunday afternoon."
XVII-1, p. 231.
"He was still not at all certain that he was doing
any good, aside from providing the drug of religious hope to
timorous folk frightened of hell-fire and afraid to walk alone."
XXIV-2, p. 319.
"I was brought up to believe that the Christian
God wasn't a scared and compromising public servant, but the
creator of the whole merciless truth, and I reckon that training
spoiled me I actually took my teachers seriously!" XXVIII-1,
p. 357.
"A proper school should teach nothing but bookkeeping,
agriculture, geometry, dead languages madedeader by leaving
out all the amusing literature, and the Hebrew Bible as interpreted
by men superbly trained to ignore contradictions, men technically
called 'Fundamentalists.'" XXIX-9, p. 375.