The
next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature
isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts
about the 1500s:
Most
people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still
smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell so brides
carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of
carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths
consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.The man of the house had the
privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the
women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By then the water was so
dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't
throw the baby out with the bath water."
Houses
had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the
only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small
animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and
sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying
"It's raining cats and dogs."
There
was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real
problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really mess up your
nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top
afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. The floor
was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying
"dirt poor."
The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold."
In
those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung
over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They
ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for
dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over
the next day.
Sometimes
the stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme,
"Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days
old."
Sometimes
they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came
over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that
a man "could bring home the bacon."
They
would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and
"chew the fat." Those with money had plates made of pewter.
Food
with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing
lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the
next 400 years or so, tomatos were considered poisonous.
Bread
was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the
family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."
Lead
cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock
them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them
for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table
for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and
wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a
"wake."
England
is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury
people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a
"bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out
of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized
they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on
the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground
and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night
(the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could
be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."
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